Daddy Bone: Music
Ain't No Barbecue In Heaven
(Daddy Bone)
Words & Music Mike Boning © 2007
You know the old saying, "I'm not going to heaven; nobody I know will be there". I wanted it to sound like a Neil Young song.
Ain't no good barbecue in heaven
Ain't no barbecue at all
There ain't no barbecue in heaven
They don't even eat any meat
If you want to get something from a pit
You got to go way down below
Ain't no telephones in heaven
Ain't no telephones at all
They ain't got no Ma Bell way down there in heaven
I guess they got no one they want to call
They got a direct connection to everyone
Wonder what they do when they want to have fun
Please God, please don't send me to heaven
I don't know what I would do
If I came to and I was in heaven
I guess I'd spend all my time trying to get back here to you
I hear heaven is a beautiful place
But I wouldn't want to be there without your face to view
What can I do?
Ain't no good barbecue in heaven